Podge Doyle cancels Valentine’s Day

Love will not be in the air for Vale first team players as Coach Podge Doyle had called a training session on Valentine’s Day.

The scheduling has caused some unrest in the camp with striker Andy Brennan quoted as saying:

Ah man me moth is going to kill me, missing Valentine’s Day after I buying her chocolates and flowers.

To which Podge Doyle responded:

Andy Brennan has been on every season of the Undateables and he expects us to believe this?

More seasoned pros like Dinny Byrne are actually appreciative of the time away on Valentine’s Day.

While Willie Costigan has ruled himself out of the session, sparking rumours of a love interest in the village.


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